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The Republican Idea of Government
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
~*the answer’s getting closer*~ so far i have concluded that i am non-binary but prefer male expression. right now. we’ll see tomorrow.
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hopeboysisacheapthing: harrystylesisasexgod: We understand that not all American boys look like this: I would not call Matt Lanter an ‘American Boy’ as I know he is not the stereotypical American boy. So please can people stop referring to guys like this: Or this: As British boys. Because I, an actual British person, would never call these ‘Stereotypical’ Brits. Wanna see what...
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clareer replied to your post: long gendery post is long and gendery. Thank you for sharing this, it’s nice to know others have these thoughts as well. Likewise, I am glad to know I’m not alone. Thank you. z0nbi replied to your post: long gendery post is long and gendery. Feels are hard to pin down sometimes.I’m glad you have your cuteface to chat about these things,since I’m useless...
z0nbi replied to your post: i was going to make a long gendery post on my… what you have another secret tumblr that you keep hidden from me to -stalk-… -watch-… -stare-… talk to you on?! (Hey look i found a reply button :D) I do! It only has one post and I am locked out of it, though :(
i was going to make a long gendery post on my ~emotional~ tumblr so as not to bother those that are just here for supernatural and cats, and i cannot figure out what email address i used for this shit. fml. i’ve tried so many already :/
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